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Saturday, July 11, 2009

[Freaking] L.A. Candy The New [Freaking] Twilight Saga? No Shiz! [Freaking]

Okay, so as you may have noticed from the title, I'm a little upset, sick, aggrivated, raging, f*in' f*ed. Sorry, when I get sick I just have to be angry with someone, so instead I'm choosing to cause you out. I freaking promise to that load of crap my dog just let out on the carpet, that I will not freaking dissapoint you by saying kuss words [other than crap, azz, shiz, and freaking].
So, don't remember when or where I read it, so if you want credit get your lazy freaking azz up and email me with you name, site, and link and I'll freaking reply when I freaking don't feel like shiz. IS THAT FREAKING OKAY WITH YOU MR.SIT-ON-MY-AZZ-ALL-FREAKING-DAY-LOOKING-FOR-SOMEDBODY-TO-SUE-OFF-THE-FREAKING-PLANET-BECAUSE-YOUR-A-SLIMY-BASTREED-BOY!
Anywho, I found read this one perfect marvelous article on L.A. Candy and it's author (who I can't remember the name of) might be remaking the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer. By remaking I mean it's supposed to be as super-cala-fragilistic-expeala-dochus, as Mary Poppins and her film. Oh wait, no, as Stephenie Meyer and her beloved Twilight Saga.
I'M FREAKING SORRY YOU LAZY-AZZ-LOYAL-READERS WHO I FREAKING LOVE FOR GIVEN ME ALL THEIR AZZ-CRAP [WHICH IS AGOOD THING] AND LOVING MY FREAKING BLOG UNTIL THE DAY WE'RE ALL FREAKING DOWN IN OUR SLIMY-DIRTY-FORGOTTEN-CRAP-COVERED-BY-YOUR-MOTHER'S-AZZ-FREAKING-GRAVE.

Thank you all very much, I hope you have enjoyed this blog where I kuss you out without using too bad of words. I hope you enjoyed it, and I didn't mean to offend any of you "lazy-azzes" or your "dogs-azz" or even your "mother's-azz" for that matter [unless the person who is reading this is, Eric Casey, then the content towards your mother was true]. I love all, stick with me, only 5 hours left. Yeah!
Wait five freaking hours? That's pour azz-shiz-slash-crap!
But for lazy-azz fans who have stuck with me, or have recently joined, me I still respect you. [Unless the person reading this is Eric Casey's mom, cause I just want her to know thta's she's a f*in sh!7 faced wh0r3!]

Love you all [except for one person, and you should know who you are]!
Peace Love Twilight

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