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Thursday, August 20, 2009

Breaking Dawn Updates With Humor

Author, Ted Casablanca from The Awful Truth on E!Online blogged this post with Breaking Dawn deets and a little added humor. ;)

For all of you nervous Nellies who need everything
to be 100 percent confirmed to believe it (that would be you, Robsten doubters),
Summit has officially announced that Breaking Dawn
is a
go
.
Like we
told you months
ago
, Summit and the cast were onboard
for the fourth film and they damn well planned to pump out this franchise
basically as fast as possible. Why? Because the horny cast can't keep off each
other—that's why. And that so hasn't changed, darlings. If anything, it's only
gotten more twisted. So these movies need to get wrapped pronto before the cast
really starts pissing each other off. Just ask
Terry
Tush-Trade
, Twyla
Babe-Sucker
, Julie Bone
Jumper
and then some.
So is B.D.
still on track to be PG like screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg dished a
while
back
? And are any castmembers getting
axed à la Rachelle Lefevre?
First up: Deep Twi tells us that execs over at
the studio know their audience. And it's hardly just made up of 13-year-old
girls. Don't expect an R rating or anything, but as far as we've heard, the film
will retain the original book's "sexual heat."
Too dee-lish. Flying
feathers, broken headboard, plus,
Robert
Pattinson
and Kristen
Stewart
equals box-office gold.
As
for which castmembers will return?
"Everyone will be back," Deep Twi assures
us.
We know Rob has already agreed, and since Kristen "can't wait to get
pregnant" we're gonna go out on a limb and saying she's def not going anywhere.
Ditto for
Taylor Lautner.
And when we chatted with Ashley Greene last month, she not
only confirmed the
fourth movie would
happen
, but that it would happen fast,
so she's obviously safe too. And sorry—but
Nikki Reed def isn't going anywhere either. Why get rid of the hot be-yotch
who keeps the tab controversy going? Not in this town, babes.
In fact,
according to Deep Twi, dates for Breaking Dawn haven't been locked in yet
because the studio wants to ensure the entire cast will be good to go.
Hooray! That's good news right? Or would you like to see any of your fave
cast replaced?



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