WTF! YOU ATE MY TACO, ROB!

Kristen Stewart: "WTF! YOU ATE THE LAST FREAKING CHICKEN TACO! CAN'T I TAKE PIZZ WITHOUT YOU SHOVING CRAP IN YOUR MILE SIZED MOUTH!?"

The whole story:

BURNABY, Vancouver, B.C. - The off-screen passion of
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed signs of moving to "the next level"
today at a Taco Belle in Burnaby, British Columbia, said a source close to the
young lovers. Pattinson and Stewart took a lunch break from the filming of
Ellipses, but ended up spending most of their time bickering over food. "Did you
eat the last chicken taco?" Stewart asked upon returning from the bathroom."Thll
phlaspht phlmn?" queried Pattinson, spraying food in the sexy rocker goddess'
face. Quickly chewing a few more times before swallowing, he added, "That was
the last one?""Rob, you know very well that was the last one!" exclaimed
Stewart. "I distinctly remember telling you not to eat it before I went to the
ladies room!"You always pull this shit!" yelled the old ball-and-chain as heads
began to turn. "God!! You're so fucking selfish sometimes!""I'm selfish!?"
Pattinson hollered back. "You're the one always saying, 'don't eat this, don't
touch that, you're not licking that right!' My friends were right - American
women are high maintenance! Bugger off, you hairy axe wound!!"For many, the
public revelation of dysfunctions in their relationship seemed inevitable."Their
passion is so intense," a friend of the couple said. "The pressure has been
building for over a year, and now it's finally ready to blow."The two spent the
rest of the afternoon apart, working on separate projects. But absence makes the
heart grow fonder, and when the two re-united at the Share-a-ton Sugarwall
Centre in Vancouver later, the DO NOT DISTURB sign was out quicker than you
could say "Robsten," which is already about fifty percent quicker than you could
say "Brangelina."Speaking of quick: As punishment for her earlier indiscretions,
Stewart reportedly had her head banged against the headboard repeatedly for
nearly three full minutes!As punishment for his own earlier indiscretions,
Pattinson was only allowed to do so once.

Okay, okay, okay, sorry! This was just for funnies! My friend, Mike, sent me this LOL Twilight spoof. Yeah, so it wasn't real, but it was funny! Right? Haha! Sorry, people. :-)

Source: TheSpoof

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